Seriously funny article 
I have honestly never heard of the Ruben Sandwich before….sounds interesting though o_O I was kinda grossed out by the Turkducken though…I know the French or something like to stuff animals inside of other unlikely animals…like a pig stuffed in a duck or chicken stuffed in fish or something…but seriously. I don’t know if I would actually eat that xD
Such a brilliant-but-simple innovation, it’s hard to believe that 5,000 years of civilization couldn’t create it without us. Take one turkey, shove a duck inside it, and then shove a chicken inside that. From there you’re on you’re own, although it’ s most preferably enjoyed with sausage stuffing in the very middle, deep-fried, and wrapped in bacon if possible. Bonus points if you can figure out a way to enjoy some form of melted cheese product with this monstrosity. Some people have pushed to have the turducken become the traditional Thanksgiving feast, while others have begun to enjoy it on Christmas. But this invention is so uniquely American that there is no better day to enjoy one than the Fourth of July.
To be honest I have never eaten anything on this list…but I’d love to try!
