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Philosophy..drives me nuts

| Trackback | Permalink | August 14th, 2008

Funny joke:

A philosophy professor walks in to give his class their final. Placing his chair on his desk the professor instructs the class, “Using every applicable thing you’ve learned in this course, prove to me that this chair DOES NOT EXIST.”

So, pencils are writing and erasers are erasing, students are preparing to embark on novels proving that this chair doesn’t exist, except for one student. He spends thirty seconds writing his answer, then turns his final in to the astonishment of his peers.

Time goes by, and the day comes when all the students get their final grades … and to the amazment of the class, the student who wrote for thirty seconds gets the highest grade in the class.

His answer to the question: “What chair?”

To be honest, one of my friends friends did something similar to this and got a HD. So yeah, if you ever get this in your exam…it really works XD It kinda reminded me of this joke though:

A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which simply said: “Is this a question?” - Discuss.

After a short time he wrote: “If that is a question, then this is an answer.” The student received an “A” on the exam.

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~ Jakki posted at 2:03 am

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