When I first read this website I thought it was like a joke or satire or something. Turns out they’re kinda serious about zombies XD Wow. Some people should just stop watching Dawn of the Dead….
So if you’re scared of zombies taking over the Earth, then this guide will really help you. 
Like a chant, there are always a few things that people need to keep in mind. This article has some basic tips that one would hope any individual who has spent more than a few days on this site would be able chant, if not in these exact words, with some semblance to the basic premise.
Don’t Be an Idiot or a Hero
In the occurence of being surrounded do not scream in fear and look around you in a circle as all the zombies go in for the kill. Keep a steady head and a steadier arm — zombies should be able to be walked away from, so you have the advantage (more than likely) of speed and reason. Simply focus on two or three zombies and create an opening. You do not have to kill all of the zombies….at all, you can focus on killing just enough to escape or just knock them down. Further, it is equally important in this event to not get cocky. Always treat every situation with caution and a sound mind. Never act hasty or brash. Remember: keep your head and remove theirs.
Bigger is Not Always Better
The Mall of America has copious amounts of space and great abundance of supplies and even a fair amount of booze (wine store), the problem is, it is so large that it’s virtually impossible to keep the place free of zombies. Similarly, using the M2 Browning machine gun might punch some big holes, but the noise would be so great that it would draw zombies from all directions. You don’t need to get the biggest or the best of something — sometimes a .22 rifle or a small rural home might be more effective.
